by Alex Strang
Massive 48 page book filled with funny but useful spells for most
fantasy campaigns. Try out such spells as Blow Up Good, Delayed
Atomic Blast, and the favorite, Summon Game Master.
Makes for a nice novelty gift.
Contents: 48 pages
Stock code: ZMG 6075
Perhaps you need to throw a pursuer off the scent and escape undetected?
This spell allows the caster to fine-tune the results of any individual
engaged in Tracking. Once the spell is cast, a magic clam appears
with a large, round dial inside. The dial may be spun slowly to
tweak the Tracking procedure in question. One “click”
on the dial in either direction (left or right) will adjust the
Tracking entity’s scent by one degree in that direction. The
click is very quiet but may be heard by anyone who is really listening
Range of Effect = unlimited, although line-of-sight to victim is
required # of clicks possible in either direction: 10 per level
BLOW UP GOOD
Nobody seems to notice that there is an unhealthy lack of pyrotechnics
in your average sword and sorcery fantasy adventure. Sure, maybe
you get a few explosions in a cyberpunk or space-style game, by
where are the big thrills for the rest of us? Simply cast this spell
and get the pyro-fix you’ve been looking for! Blow Up Good
causes any creature that is killed or object that is destroyed to
detonate into a massive display of earth-shaking fire and fury!
Range = in sight
Strength of explosion = the maximum attack power of the creature
when it was alive. For objects, strength = the damage object would
have caused if it fell on your head from fifty feet.
Area of Explosion = 10 foot radius per half-hour of game time so
DELICACY IN THESE PARTS
Ever wonder why desperate, poverty-stricken peasants were reduced
to swallowing snails, bugs and other disgusting blasphemous forms
of life in lieu of actual nourishment? Maybe it’s time your
character took advantage of this trend. The next time you’re
harassed by monsters, wild animals or any
annoying lifeforms, simply cast this spell and watch that particular
lifeform’s entire species become a “Delicacy In These
Parts”! Desperate, poverty-stricken peasants will come for
miles and even create hunting parties to track down the suddenly
newest cuisine sensation!
Time to cast = time it takes to smack your lips
Area of Effect = 1 mile radius + 1 mile per level of character
Duration = 1 full day
EAT STILL LIFE WITH FRUIT
A character who casts this spell may eat the fruit pictured within
any still-life painting, thereby gaining sustenance and removing
the fruit from the painting, leaving just white spaces.
Quantity of Fruit That May Be Eaten: 100 pieces per day.